Camry Driver's Guide To Driving in Inclement Weather

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01/06/2015 at 23:00 • Filed to: None

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Step 1: Drive with your hazards on going half the speed limit
Step 2: Lose control in perfectly suitable driving conditions because you were spooked by white stuff on the ground
Step 3: Make sure your Camry ends up in a position on the side of the road that makes every other motorist wonder exactly how you got there
Step 4: Open the hood and look at the engine, as that will help you determine what exactly why your Camry is in the white stuff on the side of the road
Step 5: Leave the hood open and abandon the car
Step 6: Wait a few hours and research a set of low-resistance 'all-season' tires to replace your current set with.
Step 7: Once you realize that the white stuff on the ground isn't as scary as you thought, call a tow truck to extract your Camry, which is most likely perfectly capable of removing itself.

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > sellphones2493
01/06/2015 at 23:02

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ooo estoril blue


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > sellphones2493
01/06/2015 at 23:07

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I guess this Camry wasn't as grounded to the ground as it should've been.

*badum-tsss*


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > sellphones2493
01/06/2015 at 23:10

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Taken by my wife down the road.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > sellphones2493
01/06/2015 at 23:13

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Yeah....because Subarus and Audi Quattros never end up in ditches...

*Google search.......laughs at "enthusiasts"*


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > sellphones2493
01/06/2015 at 23:16

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Kinja'd!!! Twinpowermeansoneturbo > sellphones2493
01/06/2015 at 23:23

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Step 7: ???

Step 8: PROFIT


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > sellphones2493
01/07/2015 at 00:30

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/how-t…


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > sellphones2493
01/07/2015 at 01:08

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i wish we got snow like that!

instead i'll just relax in a stinking hot summer.


Kinja'd!!! JDIGGS > sellphones2493
01/07/2015 at 06:44

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camrys are for people who know zero of cars. The steeringng is the worst.


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > whoarder is tellurium
01/07/2015 at 08:40

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